Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Performance Appraisal Humor

I just finished a Performance Management training course and am reminded of some of the funniest comments I have seen on performance appraisals.

Here they are. Enjoy:


  • Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
  • When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there
  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy
  • He sets low personal standards, then consistently fails to achieve them
  • This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better
  • This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

2 comments:

eJames3 said...

those are old phrases read decades ago attributed to reviews of officers in the Royal Air Force or Royal Navy, I can't remember which.

moozai said...

Hi

I read this post 2 times. It is very useful.

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Source: Performance appraisal management

Best regards
Jonathan.